Yea! We're going back next week..watch out Monkey Scat! Scooter wants to remind everyone that certain lifestyle changes may soon need to be made and he offers the following list of his own to consider.....
(Scooter's) Note to self:
Top ten things to do Before Tuesday return to Tassajara:
- Finish off McDonald's Big Mac coupons.
- Reset alarm clock from 11:00 am to 530 am
- Cancel Net flix subscription
- Find better hiding place for porn
- Stop yelling across room.
- No more composting beer cans
- Preface all utterances with "So..."
- Set auto-responder for E Harmony account
- Limit spooning with Ginger to two hours a night
- Measure A/C unit for Dorm 3's window
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Is that sign for real?? Friendly neighbors???
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